Well ...
What's up?
My mom is absolutely right.
You really are the best.
I do not know how to process it, thanks.
My God, how come you're so good?
I'll tell you a secret, in fact write a story with my tongue,
Every time ... I do.
It tells of a child finds an alien in the woods
... With all his belongings, and learn the aliens are no different.
It's like that only ET much more substance.
- How nice. - Yes
It is far better if ...
- Okay, then ... - Thank you.
- If ...
We should switch places.
Yes, that ...
Do I what are you doing now?
What?
No, no, I imagine that because I made love to her mouth.
Maybe you could pay me the favor.
What?
Perhaps let me, if you have time.
I have the stomach weird
... I think I'm intoxicated.
Poor thing ...
So I'm not in position to do so now.
- Yeah, all right ... - Bye, see you.
You do not want to go home,
... There is a geomagnetic storm,
... Is great and very rare, is astronomical explosion,
... In the sky with beautiful colors.
They are like fires artificial but natural,
... Almost never happens.
Like I said, I do not feel well,
Thank you very much ... but for mamármela.
Yeah, yeah, you're very good receiving it.
So you should feel proud too.
You kind.
You too.
See you.
Start believing in you.
Mom, how are you?
What, where were you?
Were you at home that girl again?
Yes, and not that girl we have a relationship
... Is legitimate.
Did you start looking for a job?
I can not afford that do not work.
These stages over a period of many ...
Sorry.
Are you sure you do not want a beer?
There is strong but ...
Why not call Dad? We must 10 years of pension.
Look, think again.
It is a diamond seller, has a lot of cash.
Why did you marry that idiot?
That idiot gave me the greatest gift the world.
¿Crabs?
- It's you. - Ok.
Tell me I look good?
You look awesome Why are you so worried?
Mrs. Bedul going to present to a surgeon,
Dinner ... at the Historical Society.
She believes that we get along.
Well, do not be easy.
- What is it easy? - What?
- What is it easy? - How?
What the hell are you talking about?
I do not know, have fun, I love you.
So do I.
Mom, I think it will spend,
Beautiful ... and such.
But I have to wear lipstick.
Scientists speak of a large storm over the city today.
A geomagnetic storm caused by the sun ...
Can you answer?
Mom, the phone is ringing.
- I can not answer. - Mama, do you hear?
¿Noah, you can think another person other than you?
Well now, did you know that the phone rang.
Yes, I am excited about today.
What, another day?
Pancakes are perfect.
No, okay ...
Mom say there perfect pancakes.
Thank you.
You will not leave.
What, why?
The nanny canceled at the last minute.
What?
I have shit in your face.
Come on, do not tell me the money you need?
Are you crazy? I'm not Mary Poppins.
I will not be a nanny I'm a grown man.
Men do not babysit.
Oh no, if you are wonderful with children.
No matter, to whom deception?
You will not find someone my age, that's ridiculous.
I'm going to change clothes.
Want to order Chinese food?
- Noah. - Ms. Pedulla.
- Good to see you. - My God.
Give me a hug.
Have not seen you since you were like 15.
If ... What is with Dr. Pedulla?
That if a television.
Yeah, well see what you want.
- How nice. - Yes
Slater, he is Noah
Take care ... will tonight.
What happened to Nancy?
We talked about that, it has a urinary tract infection, okay?
Clayton ¿come tonight?
No, is in mourning.
You're lucky because Both are too much trouble.
That's not true, why you say that? We always attack.
I'm not attacking.
Calm down.
Be right back.
Hey.
- What do you see? - Some of gymnastics.
How well, how old are you?
- 13. - 13?
Why am I here? Why do not babysitting you?
I am not a babysitter, okay?
Yeah, me neither,
... And if you give your part would not be here,
... And could have fun.
I have severe anxiety problems.
And my doctor says I can not handle any responsibility,
Or I could become ... mad at any time.
For God's sake, relax.
- Well ... - Slater, is a pleasure.
Well, are we going up?
Goodbye darling.
We will have fun tonight.
What did I say makeup?
You said I could play.
If the dresses but not with makeup.
Look.
My daughter is going Blithe a period of celebrity,
Is ... unfortunate.
But what they do in the school, I do not know where it exits.
- Children, right? - Yes
- Are you my babysitter? - Yes, I'm Noah.
Noah ¿? Is that your name?
- Yes - It's a hot name.
- What? - It's not, honey.
Mom, trust me, it is.
In fact it is biblical.
The Bible is hot.
Sometimes I like to dress and use my mom's makeup.
That's nice.
Perhaps we could dress like a princess.
No, I think ...
Honey, maybe not tonight.
- Mama. - Excuse me one second.
- Noah, I have a surprise. - Well, what is?
- Do you like to smell good? - What if I like that ...?
I threw it into the mouth, how did you do?
Spit on my carpet.
And cast me perfume in the mouth, with you?
My nurse Nancy plays me when I care.
I want you to be the princess Noah.
You know what? Tell you what?
I'm not a real babysitter.
Do not believe me?
I will sit on the couch I eat a burrito,
Say what you want ... but it is.
It is my style, you know?
Well, I like things shining and golden.
Do you understand?
Daughter of p ...
Are you happy here?
What? If only ...
- ... conversed with the angel. - Yes, just talk.
Your breath is floral.
Thank you, thank you very much.
- I taught the rest. - Yeah, yeah ...
Rodrigo, what I told you that at home?
Can you conduct yourself for a night?
Say hello to Noah.
We adopted for the Salvador last year.
And is going through a transaction.
Ok, see you later, kisses.
It is very sweet.
You have to watch Rodrigo, usually escape.
Here, we installed a GPS in your jacket,
In order to keep ... located.
Well, it's like a point follows as a fugitive.
Honey, come late, come on.
Wait a minute.
All information is here
Pizzas ... there in the cold,
Society ... we will Historical if you need us.
Someone smells great.
I think it is the mouth Noah, do you remember?
I hear you've been arrested drunk.
This goes without saying that You can play our car.
Ok, no cars.
Again no later than the 1.
Okay, hurry up then.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
What the hell am I doing here?
What's up?
Why did you do that?
- I clean. - Clean it yourself.
Noah, we begin?
Rodrigo, what's wrong? Enough.
We go to a club this night, this place is the worst.
No.
But do not you dance or something?
Rodrigo, what is it really? Enough.
Try to look at With this crazy television.
It's uncomfortable.
Want to listen to gossip?
I'm fine, I try to do something.
- Dame. - I'm watching this.
Can you please shut up?
I know a secret that nobody else knows.
What's up twins?
- Slater's home? - Yes, my God.
Slater, you have two crazy out here.
- It's a great guy. - We go to school.
My God.
Hi Slater, Wendy has a party tonight
... And said some kids could go,
Invite ... but only the cute ones.
I do not know if I go, my parents are not home,
Out ... and I should not.
- If you want to go send us a message. - Yes, definitely.
Well, see you later, girls.
Well, great.
What's up, honey?
- I'm at a party. - I thought you were sick.
Yes, but Steph invited me to a party.
Want to come?
Damn, I'm making a favor to my mom.
I really want to see you.
I'm actually very hot,
... And I thought we could have sex.
¿Real Sex?
If your penis in my vagina.
Yes, I think we can arrange something.
Well, do me a favor and buy Coca little in the way.
Want more?
Maybe something I like.
Glow ¿? That's the worst, I thought you would not use more.
Not for me, is to Steph, it's your birthday
I asked ... and I be a good friend.
I do not know where I could get something.
- Call Carl. - Who is that?
It's a great guy who sells drugs.
He used to sell drugs.
I have only $ 150.
That's more than enough,
Ask a ticket ... and he will tell you.
Idiot, I'm on the phone with my boyfriend.
- Did you call me your boyfriend? - I guess so.
Are you coming or not?
Hello, are you there?
Yes, the devil, I ...
Of course, a mini volume.
That car is not hot at all.
Not what I wanted but ...
What is it? Why wear so much makeup?
I look glamorous, I'm hot.
Say what you want, I know I look good.
Slater, tell me you do not take a kangaroo,
Tell me ... I'm imagining.
Needed to bring my pills.
What are they?
I told you I have problems.
Problems? You look like a model of the Gap.
When I was your age, held devices,
Face ... and a pizza Papa Jonas.
- These are real problems. - What?
Please Rodrigo's not great.
It was not me.
Slater, that's disgusting
Do not you taught not to pedorearte in the car?
No, not me.
- Oh, oh. - What is it?
It was me and not think it was only plague
Shit ... me.
Please.
We are shopping, that's great.
- God, this blouse is great. - Yes it is.
- Can you bought it too? - Sure, whatever you want.
- Really? - No, take.
- Put this on. - They are green, not dead.
Put them on. I do not care.
- I can help you sir. - What?
I just hope somebody.
That's weird because you're an adult,
Standing in the section ... Clothing for girls.
Yes, I understand it looks bad.
Yes, very bad.
- I served, let's go. - We go, there you go.
Sorry, do you know?
- Yes - No.
He came to my house, robbery my mom's car,
... And now leads us to eat candy to me and my brothers.
Ok, that sounds worse than it is.
Did not know you from somewhere?
What? No, I'm the babysitter.
Not a babysitter, is the obey them or kill you.
- What? - No, that's ...
- You said. - Shut up.
- Do not tell her to shut up. - Thank you.
Shit, I remember who you are.
We went to school with you,
... Went to a party at my house,
You got drunk and threw up ... in the box of my grandmother.
And when I asked you, you laughed and ran away like a child.
Do not run away like a child,
I went as ... segueo a normal person.
And now you're in the girls clothing section.
Please do not speak up may worsen the situation.
I do not believe any of this.
Why say that?
Wanted to buy green underwear,
Green clothing ... interior is not hot.
You're the worst thing that happened to me.
Guys, where is Rodrigo?
I do not know, I think it was.
It is an observation amazing, where did it go?
I do not know, talking to a friend.
- Where does it go? - Do not know.
I have you, bastard.
- Hello. - I can help?
I am looking for a Hispanic child small
Leather jacket ..., pajamas and cowboy boots.
Have I seen a child Spanish leather jacket,
... Pajamas and cowboy boots?
How do you forget?
Something tells me you've seen before.
There you are, what are you doing here?
- Leave a pump. - How nice, wash your hands.
What's so funny?
I bite the ears.
What?
I will eat your ears and then not hear anything.
That is very specific.
Well, I have to pick something candy for my girlfriend.
Stay here and see something here.
Is not this candy?
Close the door, put head between his legs,
... And not talk to anyone.
Do not mess with me.
Who are you?
Are you Carl?
Hopefully, Daddy.
If you want to see Carl,
I'll have to check you ....
Ok, we're right, I think.
Follow me.
You have a visitor.
Hey, skates, I these scratching the floor.
Bring me a milkshake, go.
Hello, hello, you must be Noah.
I've waited all night.
I'm with Carl K.
Sorry for the mess we are remodeling,
As you can see ... We are always working.
- Great. - What's so great?
A room for bodybuilders.
That's funny, you're very funny.
Thanks, you too.
Are you sure we do not know?
Deja vu.
Look at this.
It is an art project,
Is made with a ... dinosaur egg.
We like to pack our product of an art form.
I am sure, will you try?
I'm fine.
I like you,
You are so shy ... I remember my Aunt Shirley.
Do not you know?
There are prostitutes and people with weapons, and do not want to get fired.
- You got my money? - Yes
Here you go.
He is in July, my partner.
- Do you know Marissa? - Yes
- How do you know her? - Is my girlfriend made.
Come on, please.
Karl is a child here.
Did you know?
Rodrigo, what are you doing? Back to the car.
I have to pee now.
- Does it come with you? - Yes, I'm your babysitter.
¿Baby sitting?
Return to the car because I peed.
- I have to pee. - Do it in your pants.
What? Let him urinate.
- Go to urinate. - Do not litter much.
Hold.
- Do not give me your hand. - Give love.
Hold him closely,
... Come on, you can more.
Have a good night.
Ok, I know we complicate but almost done.
I leave this to my girlfriend, greeting,
... And then we go home.
I know I'm so complicated I thank you for being patient.
Then go to my favorite club in New York.
- And let ... - What you got there?
I do not know, I take a bath.
Shit.
Rodrigo, give me that right now.
I'm serious, give it to me now.
No, I found it.
Give me now.
- Rodrigo. - No.
Give it to me ...
Release.
Stop fighting.
It's snowing.
What the hell?
- Hello. - Hey.
Did Karl, what's up? How to you have my phone?
It takes your Facebook invite you when you left.
As I said in July it was maybe I stole an egg.
And I'm confused, you know what I mean.
I thought we were friends and then
I do not know ... is that really you fell good.
Karl, relax, sorry I have not your drugs.
The boy took one of your eggs and broke.
Blah, blah, blah, shut up.
Or give me my money or my drug,
I will kill you ... or kill you.
See you in Wesmisth Park.
- Where? - In Wesmisth Park.
It's in Chinatown, we are there with the money,
... Or die.
Ok, thanks bye.
Now I have to go pee.
- Drugs? - I thought we were on candy.
To take us to see nuesteos parents.
We shall solve this ourselves.
Slater, leave the phone, I need an idea,
Clayton ... talk to later.
Yes, leave it.
It is Clayton, the twins are and want to go to the party.
It is a great place.
If your self-esteem is very low and is very spoiled.
Many children and money.
You're a genius, man.
Well, we ...
Keep walking ...
Mom, it's my party
... And I did not invite these old to my party.
Can you fake being a decent man for an hour?
There is so old here that smells terrible.
She is a bitch.
Yes it is.
Guys, we have remain discrete.
- Do not do anything. - Do not you hear me?
Simply, can you hear me?
Noah, if you want to bar a vodka and red bull.
You do not need that, it's bad for you.
- You came. - If you look everywhere.
- We danced all night. - Yes, it's been great.
- You should dance with us. - Time to alocarnos.
Yes, go dancing, if ...
- Will you come? - No.
I'll get a sandwich, go for them.
Nothing unusual, okay? Nothing.
Ok.
I do not understand say but I do not care.
Noah ¿and your name?
Yeah, what's up?
Went to the same school in the first year.
- If, in astronomy. - Yes, I sat behind you.
You were one of the few that paying attention.
If you made the model Saturn with melons.
- That was great. - Yes, I did.
You know what today's storm?
Yes, I see, I am excited about it.
- Yeah, sure. - It will be great.
Great, you have to go, are you going to your chair?
I think not, I have no chair.
I can not believe you're here, not seen you long time.
If, in fact I will not to school this year.
Alas, I am working now clear
... But when you leave, I a bar with friends.
- Will you come? - It would be great.
But I'm in a ...
Do not worry, no problem.
My God.
Shit .. we talk later.
Do not urinate in the middle of the party, asshole.
Clayton, do you mourn?
- That happened to me. - It's just a spider.
Since when you go out with him?
I can go out with anyone, I think not entiendea.
I get tired of going to your home and watch television.
- We do other things. - No, you do nothing.
I can not walk you all the time.
I do not understand because you are so me.
Do not want to walk with you, What do you not understand?
Stop calling all the time,
Is ... strange.
- Is that true? - See you.
- Are you okay? - Yes
- Are you okay? - Yes, leave me alone.
Hi, sorry to say this but,
... I can not find your car.
What do you mean you can not find my car?
Well I think we lost him.
Stop that, where's my car?
Leaves to mourn, there will solve nothing, we are on the car.
There is, luckily we found it.
We did not find, someone stole it.
Damn.
- $ 3000. - Is it enough?
It is not, we need 7000 more and it's almost 11.
Noah, I have an idea, why not make a perfume?
What a great idea,
Speak with my ... scientists, I will make a perfume,
And we will sell ... $ 7000 in 45 minutes.
I just want to help,
I only know that I will ... I'll be a famous and rich.
What do you mean? You know to be a celebrity is not a job?
If it is, be an is the greatest celebrity.
People will take pictures, you can go Party in the best clubs.
Even as a child talk like an idiot.
What you get away?
What's the matter, dramatic?
My problem is that my friend Clayton does not want to walk with me
Because it does not like me ... well, and prefer to walk,
Called an idiot ... Benji Gallespi, that's my problem.
Well, meet another friend.
No, not happening.
I do not know what your friendship but if you do not like you, fuck.
Here comes the train, come on.
It's like China.
Is this the place?
You must be Noah, the Mr. Karl is waiting.
Wait here, okay?
Got my money?
Give me some chili please.
Honey, look at me.
Yes, I have money here.
I have cash here for you.
Where do you know?
What the hell? We have a problem.
- What problem? - There is only $ 3000 here?
$ 7,000 left.
Sure, I have checks here.
Are you kidding, are you crazy?
Who the hell is Wendy Selpestin?
They are lawyers ...
Please chilis ...
You can sign checks in your name.
Do you hear that?
Leave a pediatrician, send an apology to the mother.
Come here, give me a hug.
Do not be shy, come here ...
All right will be our secret.
But I want you to think of something.
Garth was my third best friend in the world.
And shoot him in the foot by not listening.
You are my 8th, you stole.
From my house, we are in the party at midnight.
If I give my 7 thousand will be unpleasant.
Now get out of here.
Stop looking at me with those beautiful eyes.
Okay, guys, come on.
- Are we going home? - No, I have to see someone.
I do not want to see anyone, let's go home.
Believe me, Slater, want not see this person again.
Damn!
Hey, Beth.
What are you doing here?
I am caring for these children.
It seems that finally have something in common right?
I'm not your babysitter, Noah.
Not anymore. It is true because singaste you my dad
while still married with my mom and you were my babysitter.
I forgot. Are you at home anyway?
¿$ 7000?
Yes.
No way you I will give that sum, son.
Dad, mom and we're screwed me and left us with nothing.
Do this for me and we will hand OK?
Do you know? I have to say.
There is always a justification to you.
You will never grow with that attitude.
Do not, do not.
Do not pretend you care how I got out.
Let us be very honest with each other.
I'm between a rock and a hard place.
So here I am because I need your help.
And I'm sorry. Just needed you were my father for a day. That is all.
And I am not able to help.
You know what, man? Not my problem.
So, really not my problem.
Daddy, we can see the telescope now?
Hello, friend, Of course. Sorry, son.
Why not do me a favor?
I want to go to the kitchen and prepare tea for two.
Then I OK?
Good boy.
There is a geomagnetic storm of stones tonight and I forgot ...
- I amused myself so ... - Do not even know.
Yes, I have to go.
You smell like perfume. You wear more perfume.
I know. I know.
Why?
I have you, bitch. Above, we go.
Let's go.
Rodrigo, you are allowed to urinate on it.
- I can? - Inside the car is not!
That woman was your babysitter?
That is, until I discovered that my Dad was giving extra tip
when I took her home at night.
Where do we go?
We have to take something Shop my dad.
- Irrumpiremos again? - Not exactly.
Can you put that thing?
What?
I am entering the code and not running.
- You did well. - Yes, I did. I'm doing well.
- Maybe your dad changed the code. - It did not change the code OK?
The code is my birthday. It has always been my birthday.
- He did not change. - Maybe it's the birthday of another person.
Sorry, man.
Let me guess what it is.
Bingo.
- I can tell my gossip now? - Shit, yeah. What?
Not now, we have to go OK? Come on.
We gotta go.
It's about my dad and his assistant Deborah.
Therefore, always remains in the hospital late because ...
Spends his time with ... Deborah.
My mom knows. It aims not know but ...
- ... knows. - It's not gossip, Blithe.
You know it?
- Well ... - Sometimes people mess up.
Why?
Once I was walking down the street and hit my best friend Darius
in the balls for no reason. Simply I hit him with both fists.
- Why did you do that? - Do not know.
- You're an idiot. - It is probably true.
I'm an idiot, just like your dad. Come on.
- Hey, where is Rodrigo? - It's in the bathroom.
No, tell me you did not.
Oh shit!
Why did you do that?
You said you had no more pumps. How many more do you have?
That's not right!
You could have hurt your brother and your sister.
You're completely crazy.
They are not my brothers. They're not mine.
They are my family.
She dresses and makeup like a whore. She's a whore.
And this is sick in the head. Go to Doctor of the head 4 times a week.
- So shut up. - Hey, stop acting like crazy.
He is crazy. Go to your medicine cabinet.
He crazy. He's crazy.
- Relax. - Shut up!
You shut up, stupid face rare. I want your babysitter.
No, I need that. Stop!
I need that!
What are you doing?
Stop! For the car to the car!
Stop the car right now!
OK. Damn!
¿Slater, where are you?
What is your fucking problem, man?
Slater, you will not find it OK?
I need those pills OK? I need them.
- No need them. - Yes I need.
- I have serious problems. - You do not have serious problems.
Yes I have them and that's what one that keeps me normal.
- And I need them! - I can not do this.
Let's say you're gay, OK?
- What the fuck are you talking about? - Nothing. Forget it.
- Forget it. - Remove the above.
Remove it, Noah!
You're gay, OK?
You're as rare as a bat football and well.
And if your therapist what you said at this point,
then you should ask you return the money, man.
Have you ever thought that the why are you so upset
not because your friend Clayton is you want to walk more
because you have feelings for him and perhaps he did not appropriate?
It breaks your heart, man.
And that breaks my heart I know how you feel.
I'm sorry all the time.
Not to be gay! I'm not gay!
- Hard. - Do not wanna be a fag!
Hey, do not say shit like that you know?
This is the worst night of my life.
OK, the pre college sucks.
Tell your padees will not be a picnic.
But believe me when I tell
that when you reach the college no one will care.
And when you graduate, get a fantastic job in the entertainment industry.
You'll be super organized and you dress well.
- Will smell good. - Olere well?
- What are you talking about Noah? - Relax. Listen to me.
My dad hates me OK?
I was expelled from college.
Before tonight and that caring for children,
had only worked lifeguard once
and I was fired after 4 days
because I fell asleep in the sun.
I am a constant disappointment to my mom which is the only decent person in my life.
I've been arrested several times
on multiple charges.
There is only one phenomenon here
and you're watching.
And I've never had a gay thought in my life so what does that tell you?
Sounds pretty fucked.
I have seen the Devil Wears Prada as 19 times
and because it is a good movie.
A good movie. The Devil Wears Prada you ever you seen her?
- Meryl Streep - I think once.
But not really remember.
There is nothing wrong with you. You are normal.
Just ... you are super gay.
- Do you know? You're an idiot. - Yes, that's true.
- No more pills OK? - OK.
Do you know?
Basically I think I always knew.
But ... do not tell anybody, OK?
I will not, I will not.
- I think I'm an idiot. - Yes, more or less.
- Come on, Ricky Martin, come away. - Wow, that's an example.
¿Slater, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Hey, that's our car!
Are you sure?
Well, go, go!
- It's a nightclub. - Do you know? Let's go home.
I have half an hour to get to that party.
Karl pay, pick up my girlfriend,
take them home, get home in time
for my mom to tell me what incredible that it was his night
and I will not let a car thief ruin me.
- Hello. - Hey, man.
How you doing, man? Not you can come here with children.
These are not children, are pygmies.
This is 40 years.
- Your children have children. - Hello. I am a grandmother.
- Very good. - What is your name?
- I called Zoe, baby. - Zoe, everything is under control, baby.
- What's your name? - Noah Jebred. And I'm here to ...
- Oh, you like flying. - Fly, baby.
Fly far, baby.
- Until the clouds. - Okay, I'm talking about.
- Tears, fear not, man. - What is that?
- Respected not rejected. - So, I'm talking about, baby.
- Come those 5. - Menelaus but not break it OK?
Poor bastard head.
Oh man!
- What's up, white boy? - Where is my minivan?
Yes.
Expected. Did I harass you now? You stole my car.
- Seriously, give me the keys. - Look, partner.
you have to go do you understand that?
Just give me the keys.
I can not believe this!
All right, listen.
You're right.
I ended up with the ashes of your grandmother.
- Of course yes. - It was an accident.
- You blew it! - I apologize from the bottom of my heart.
I'm taking care of these 3 children,
I was talking to cocaine buy my girlfriend ...
And you know what? Not even my girlfriend.
It's just a girl that I occasionally lets stick my face into his crotch.
And I cry all the time OK?
And this time, make you unhappy probably have them end up dead.
You are acting as gangster, stealing cars,
hanging out with thugs and guess what?
A few years ago we the same school together.
The point is that you and I two guys are fucking good
the beating in the park.
I came here for the damn keys
my fucking go! That's what you get!
Are we threatening you, man?
- Do not give no shit. - Not a threat.
I will put my hands on the back and let me give a piñazo in the face.
- I can give you a piñazo in the face? - You deserve a piñazo me in the face.
Give piñazo in the face.
My face is ready to receive you.
- Noah, no! - What?
Could singarte now.
You killed my babysitter.
- Hello - Are you okay?
Yes.
Shit, I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
He gave me a piñazo in face but okay.
I think we're even.
I guess they're not as fagot like you used to be, Noah.
Yes, I'm a sissy very different.
All right, kid. High five.
Open it, take what's inside.
No shit! It's a bomb.
Hell yes! Feel it!
Do not let the fragments disfigure your face, girl.
OK, partner.
- I like your style. - Thank you, thank you.
You defend your family and respect.
If you ever have any problem with a white back
and some face fucking hit you
- Call me. - Yeah, man.
Yes, man. Now listen for a second.
I just want you to know that I always back you up, man.
We will always back you up, man.
I do not understand what the fuck is that but it sounds good.
- Take care, brother - Peace. I love you, dog.
- Noah, are you okay? - I feel so good right now.
This is great. Maybe DJ start working here.
OK, that's fine.
But do you really think this place appropriate to bring the kids?
I do not know, look.
So, Rodrigo is over there entertaining prostitutes.
We have Slater there in the pool.
And Blithe is doing his dance.
Honesty is the first time I've seen them play so ...
What the hell?
- You know what that is? - What is that?
I tocao acting. Making me the tocao.
Nothing fancy.
You are beautiful. Whatever.
So ... handled it so far?
No, I took a taxi.
Maybe you should take my dad's car
because I can not handle that and my minivan.
- Are you serious? - Yes
Actually I'd be helping.
- OK How are you going to find me? - Have phone?
- OK, see you. - Yes
Just kidding.
Here's my phone number.
And then call me.
I'll call you.
Hey ... Why do not you tell me nothing when you saw me before?
I felt ignored me all first year.
I do not know. I thought you were funny and smart.
You seemed very sweet.
I guess I was nervous to speak.
Were you nervous to talk to me?
Yes.
My phone is ringing.
It's my girlfriend. Sorry I have to answer.
- Your girlfriend. - Yes
Hello?
See you.
- Call me for the car. - Yes
Noah, I'm in big party so I'm not going anywhere.
What? Listen to me.
No, you listen.
You've been deceiving me all night.
And you know something? It's disrespectful.
If Karl and Julius are, stay away from them. They are dangerous.
Peligeosos not for me.
I'm very close, I'll get you OK?
Oh shit!
I can not decide if this is funny or not.
Not at all funny.
How is this night, my friend?
- Any idea why they stopped? - No.
Red light was not have seat belts.
- Why not leave the car? - Yes
Do me a favor. Place hands on the car.
- Easy, cowboy. - What is that?
I know these men.
Look at this.
What is there?
What is this?
- Have a party in your pocket? - Not mine, I swear to God, OK?
It's my girlfriend.
- Only ... I never ... - Cocaine?
I think I have real diamonds here.
You have to put them into jewelry.
I think you've seen on a poster.
Sometimes good, sometimes not.
- Who is that? - Oh shit!
Are you? It's the kind of bath!
- Are you the master bathroom? - Not me.
Can you imagine that we we caught him?
- What are you doing? - Do me a favor do you have?
Yes.
- Got it? - I like.
- You see? - It looks good.
Do me a favor and stand next to profile car while we OK?
This is wrong. I to take responsibility ...
Lord, stand beside your car, please!
Hey, this is the case.
I think I will be arrested.
I messed up and put their lives in danger.
You got the diamonds?
Things got out of hands so quickly.
- Let's go party. - I'm so sorry.
Will they? Hey, what do they do? Stop!
Please, I need those diamonds. Go back!
Damn!
Okay, I will find my girlfriend.
- What are you doing? - Fuck you!
Why are so idiotic, Rodrigo?
Since moving with us, have been unbearable with everyone.
- What is it?! - Want to know what's wrong?
This is my third family in 3 years.
When your parents get bored Me, I give to another family.
That always happens.
Well, maybe if not ruining things,
maybe you could feel you want to be here.
I do not know. You look at me as the madman who lives in your home.
That's not true. You not even talk.
Honestly, scared, man.
I do not get scared. I just have fun.
Hey, guys, do not Marisa meeting. Let's go.
Come on. Where's Blithe?
Down from there. We gotta go.
These are my friends. Come, be fun.
They are not your friends. Are drunk and they're making fun of you.
- You have to get now. - What are you doing?
- Come on! - They're drunk.
- I do not want to get out. - Noah, you're here!
It is the best night ever.
- Are those children? - Yes, with me.
I'll explain but we get out of here now.
Did you get what pay?
I had it and now do not I have. I'll explain later
but we had to leave here now. I'm serious.
We do not have time for this.
Rick Fontaine is my ex-boyfriend and obviously go to greet him.
Hey.
How are you?
I trying to communicate you and I have not heard from you.
Yes, there is a reason for that.
Sorry, I do not know how else to say.
You're a wonderful girl but ended.
And I wish you well. And indeed pray for you.
- Is everything all right? - Not really.
Ricky has behaved like a jerk.
- Why not defend me, Noah? - What?
What are you talking about? All I have done is treat you right.
She's drunk. Has been a misunderstanding.
Why not relax all?
No offense, bro, but who are you?
- I'm Noah, we are going. - Is my friend.
We have a relationship OK?
- A friend - Good luck with that, brother.
Why deal with it is a nightmare.
- Do not envy you. - How terrible what you said!
- What? - Look, you hurt their feelings, OK?
- Just be nice. - What will you do about it, brother?
What?
What the hell was that?
A hook. I do not know, do not get involved in street fights often.
Shit!
Yes, it's a man!
Fontaine just passed by!
- Are you okay, Noah? - Yes
I have it. Yes, come on.
Right here. Right here.
- What do we do? - Rodrigo, the burrito!
I'm fine.
Hey, cutie!
Double blow to the balls!
Above, we go. We get out of here.
¿Ricky, are you okay?
- We must go now. - A party. I love parties.
Shit, we gotta go!
Hi all. Hey how are you?
Come on.
Would anyone like partying? Fiesteemos.
- Fiesteemos! - Fiesteemos!
Come on.
Care.
Where are the children?
Who cares? Let's go.
I just want to go home. I just want out of here.
What are you talking about? They are my responsibility.
Who cares! I just want out of here!
I care!
Hey.
- Come on. - Come.
Up, up, up.
How did you know how to handle the car?
- I know many things. - Where did you get all these children?
- What is that? - Yes!
Oh my God!
Start the car!
- Boots, Noah .. - Atropéllalos!
What the hell is going on?!
They were to go too long in the bar.
Up, let's go. Move!
Get out of the way!
What's going on here?
Noah, here they come!
Watch out, jackass! Let's for you!
Come on, come on!
Okay, guys, please belts.
They'll kill us.
- Are they good? - I have fear, Noah!
Entretenlo. I have an idea.
Lower the window. I have your money. I just want to be your friend.
Are you serious? What about the bomb?
I know, I know.
I have to deal with a personal situation.
Sometimes it is hard to control emotions with a broken heart you know what I mean?
You may not want to be friends.
- What do you think? - Really wants to be your friend!
I'll have your money, man.
Damn!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Bump! - Noah!
- Are they good guys? - No, I'm fine.
We just hit the car.
- What just happened? - Did you get the coke?
Children, children, kids, I love them.
How are you hottie?
Hey, Karl Why are you so angry, man?
Hey buddy, I'm crazy.
Marisa, do me a favor. Bring the children home.
I want a conversation with the babysitter.
Look, guys, I know you want stay with me but ...
... Have to race for their lives.
Well, now you are alone.
It hurts right?
Yes I have tried.
Come here!
Do not you going to escape!
You will not go away!
Wait Did you hear that?
No, I heard nothing.
You children have a very fertile imagination.
- Noah may be injured. - That was a gun.
- What if we need? - He is not in trouble.
Karl is talking to the minivan.
I just want out of here.
Thanks to you guys my night is ruined.
It was a fun night before they appeared.
Taxi!
It was not supposed that you had a fun night.
You are the reason we're in this situation!
Okay, I'm a horrible person!
I admit, I can be much better in other situations.
I just feel very overwhelmed. I do not know what is happening.
I'm so confused. Am with children and hate children.
- I do not know what else to do. - Stop being so dramatic.
Give me your phone. I have an idea.
Yes.
You have no way out.
There you are.
I see you. Yes.
Good game.
Yes, yes, sir cube. What going to do with that?
Surprise!
Stay away! Back!
- Calm down. - Listen to me.
I'll have your money.
And I will stop risking my life to ask for you.
Rodrigo inadvertently home exploded.
No longer, sorry.
Do you think this is a game?
Noah fucks with the trafficker. Are you crazy?!
You owe me money!
Got a call from a lady
saying he had a show in the park tonight.
Look at it.
Shit. What, again in the park, Noah?
- What are you doing here? - I told you to come.
What?
This guy is crazy. You are trying to kill me.
You are trying to kill children I am caring. He's crazy.
- Are you skinny bitch? - Yes
Here are abusing Our friend Noah.
What the hell are you?!
Listen to me.
There must be some damn misunderstanding.
Sure you're right.
I cover my back now, Noah.
I found that you tremendous guts, man.
I can not find underwear. The balls did not fit.
Do you know? You get involved with the wrong babysitter.
You look so sexy when you talk like that.
Well, Noah, I want bring small home.
We will handle of this situation.
Thank you, guys.
Zoe baby, thank you very much.
Make love at night, you bastard.
Hey, where are you? Not I'm done with you.
Do you think your friends get you out of this?
Because I'm a tough guy.
- We'll see, man. - Do not intimidate me.
Taxi!
Emergency!
Old, have the balls on fire.
I know!
But you love your mother!
- Noah, are you okay? - Yes, guys, we gotta go.
Arrived.
You must think I'm a bitch.
You should not waste your feelings with those who do not deserve you know?
You're right. And I I good to you.
If you're happy, I am.
Take care of yourself okay?
- Your girlfriend sucks. - Right.
Certainly.
Let me show you something.
Just because you try to look like a woman or try to act like a star
or a celebrity or what is, do not get more friends.
You're a girl and a fantastic girl too.
Take off that fucking face, OK?
- You know what it means Blithe? - What?
It means laughing.
- You know what it means fucking? - What?
We are overdue. So, my parents supposed to get back to 1 and it is 1:10.
Son of a bitch!
I got it all, you enter.
Did you see Rodrigo?
Partner.
Do not worry, I I can not believe it.
They're here!
Come on, all the couch.
Come, come.
... The news of an attack brutal to a local hero
and kickboxing legend Ricky Fontaine professional.
Witnesses at the party in Brooklyn where the attack took place
described the attacker as a young
accompanied by 3 small children.
In other news ...
- Hello? - Hey, guys.
Hey. What?
Hello and welcome.
What is happening? It the one o'clock.
These guys should already be in bed.
Mom, not his fault.
Yes, we said that our bedtime was at 1:40.
Yes, I have practical at 10. I'm so sorry.
What kids! They tried to fool me.
I do not drink. All up now.
- Go wash your mouth. - Good night, Mom.
And good night to give him Noah.
It may be kind enough and return to care for another time.
- Bye, Noah. - Bye, Noah.
- Good night, guys. - Peter got your money, OK?
Great, thanks.
Your mom told me to tell you they'll wait not awake.
She and the gentleman who presented, Dr. Stevens,
spend the night together. Did not I tell you?
I think I was going very well.
- Thanks for that. - Thank you for caring for children.
Until next time.
I hope that children do not caused many problems.
- They are fantastic. - Yes
Want a recommendation? This is my advice:
- "Fix Your Life" - You are right.
Maybe there are some things which I have to work.
But you're the last person in the world which would accept some advice, sir.
Excuse me?
It is his assistant Deborah singando.
And it must stop do you know?
Would be very careful in the way I talk.
Better have careful how he speaks to me.
Because I'll be here.
And I'll have an eye on my top 3 friends
and the other eye on you.
So why not fix your life.
One more thing.
His wife is great.
Deborah should forget and singarse concentrate on that ass.
Maybe ...
Hey, stranger, you okay?
Hi, Roxanne, what?
How do I find?
An application that I have in the phone helped me find you.
It's a little creepy Come to think.
All right. Thank you for harassing me.
Shit!
Let me guess. Does your girlfriend again?
No. ended.
And you're right. You seem to be good.
Yes, I know, phenomenal. She is hysterical but ...
Eventually ... composed.
Listen, I'm afraid I have to fly.
- Of course. - I do not know why I said that.
- Will you answer? - It's actually my dad.
I think I'll leave for another time.
I have an idea. Why why not leave the car?
It's a nice night for walking.
- Insurance. - Great.
- I thought you did not like the night. - Yes
But as a wise man I taught: Make him love at night.
Make love at night.
Noah now has a relationship Roxanne healthy